

for my motherYour daughter is afraid to go downstairs in her pajamas because she feels like a balloon animal inside of them. (Do not take this as an excuse to go out and buy her new ones.) Your daughter would extremely enjoy the sight of two men kissing. (In fact, your daughter is somewhat of a homophiliac.) Your daughter has only seen porn twice, but she has read porn more times than one should count. (The second time was in the corner of the screen during American Psycho; the other, on a stumbled-onto-out-of-curiosity Web site.)for my mother
Your daughter is nervous about a lot of things. (Including, but not limited to: drugs, tornadoes, fire, insects,
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If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior, copy and paste this into your signature.
From an IM about credibility with Lee-Wren: "Don't trust the Mayo Clinic's opinion on hippopotomi." -- Me
(& a belated welcome to dA :])
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Fists dog says to another, "Ever heard of Ivan Pavlov?"
Second dog says back to first, "Nope! But it rings a bell!"
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::Never tell me never::
::Imagination knows no age::
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